I assert that the absolute best way to remember Patrick Swayze is through Mystery Science Theater 3000’s classic Christmas carol, “Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas,” which was first performed during their broadcast of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:

(MST3K did love them their Road House. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is an annual event at my house. It’s available on DVD on the Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Essentials two-disc set: Amazon.ca, Amazon.com.)