Snake massage, anyone?
An Israeli spa offers snake massages, where, for 300 shekels, clients get to have six snakes crawl across their bodies. Of note, the spa is Israeli but the snakes are the usual North American pet species:
Barak uses California and Florida kingsnakes, corn snakes and milk snakes in her treatments, which she said were inspired by her belief that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the creatures to be soothing.
This is something that can be arranged, you know. Photos here; via Boing Boing.